everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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