i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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