i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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