Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
