of course. lets lasso hookers.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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