How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Sorry my hands just texted you
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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