Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's official drugs can't kill me
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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