I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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