wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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