so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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