i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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