he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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