Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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