i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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