My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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