what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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