I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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