Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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