So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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