He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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