don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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