Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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