i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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