Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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