gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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