He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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