He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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