at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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