Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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