haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Im part way to drunk.
Randomize
