I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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