During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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