every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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