i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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