and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
