i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
