When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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