Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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