he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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