If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dual....:-)
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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