If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
True but thats because hes a fetus.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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