This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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