You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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