Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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