FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
