addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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