Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The adults are the big ones right?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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