We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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