It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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