im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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