Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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